So I want to help calm people down and stuff, so here’s a bird appreciation post.
Look how colorful this one is
This one is so pretty
LOOK HOW BLUE THIS ONE IS
THIS ONE IS SO FAT
Emus are so weird I love them
Kiwi birds are adorable
This one looks angry
Majestic as fuck
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
I am all of the Asians on the inside. Probably chingchangchong though
*types while unleashing vines angrily* I AM PLANTKIN WHY DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME *goes out in the sun to do some photosynthesis because im starving*
whenever i see the word plantkin on tumblr i imagine this
No no no, i have a better joke.
I’m not human.
I’m an amerikin.
100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you